oh my god
is that another guinea pig in his stew?
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN WITH PIPPIN AND PERCY
last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass
i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont
bringing this back because important
"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"
but what is spiderman so ashamed of
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"
oh shut the fuck up
date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute
not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle